Stocks of the Apocalypse: Abandoned Cities

2. Pripyat

Pripyat: Where the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster left a city in ruins, and an investor's worst nightmare. This stock has a guaranteed 100% chance of meltdown, but who needs dividends when you can have radiation poisoning?

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Market Value: -100%

Dividends: Radiation poisoning. Enjoy!

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Risk Disclaimer:

Investing in Pripyat comes with a 10,000% chance of radiation poisoning, 20% chance of zombie apocalypse, and an 80% chance of being eaten by wild wolves. Proceed with caution.

History of Pripyat:

Pripyat was once a thriving nuclear power plant. That was before it was abandoned due to a little thing called 'nuclear meltdown.'

Testimonials from Satisfied Investors:

"I've lost a few limbs, but the dividends on my Pripyat investment have been incredible!" - John Doe, Investor Extraordinaire

The Abandoned City Survival Guide:

"Step 1: Find a nice, abandoned city to invest in. Step 2: Hope you don't get nuked. Step 3: Profit!" - The Abandoned City Investor's Handbook